1. This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

    Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
    Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
    Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
    Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
    Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
    Woman: That's a shame.
    Me: Why?
    Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
    Cashier: Why is it a shame?
    Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
    Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
    Woman: It's offensive!
    Me: But how does it affect you?
    Woman: What?
    Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
    Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
    Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
    Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
  2. guyswithfries:

it’s very subtle but it’s there..

    guyswithfries:

    it’s very subtle but it’s there..

  3. sixpackage:

    • Mo Rocca joined us in studio this week to talk television, relationships, and the process of coming into yourself. Why is he still single? Will he be part of the rumored Daily Show reunion? And does he know exactly how many Twitter followers he has?

    (Source: sixpackradio)

  4. …Ketch a bit beat up from today’s hike.

    …Ketch a bit beat up from today’s hike.

  5. …Throwing back Sedona.

    …Throwing back Sedona.

  6. …Another time, another place.

    …Another time, another place.

  7. …Anyone order a funnel?!

    …Anyone order a funnel?!

  8. …More cowbell?

    …More cowbell?

  9. …Gorgeous view into Arizona.

    …Gorgeous view into Arizona.

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